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Animals kicking their habits..

Animals kicking their habits..

A Little Rabbit is running happily through the woods when he comes across a Giraffe rolling a joint. He runs up the Giraffe and says, "Hey,...

By yuri_vaultin

Featured 16 years ago

Endangered

Endangered

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...

By mgunit

Featured 16 years ago

Dead Rabbit

Dead Rabbit

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics....

By studmuffin75

Featured 17 years ago

Stay...

Stay...

I pulled into the parking lot of a crowded supermarket the other day and rolled down the windows to make sure my new Labrador puppy had some...

By TheCommentator

Featured 17 years ago

The Funeral

The Funeral

One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking...

By zeuty

Featured 17 years ago

Man's Best Friend

Man's Best Friend

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Chapped

Chapped

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of the store when a dusty old cowboy rode up. He tied up in front of the saloon, walked...

By TreeWrapper

Featured 17 years ago

Hunter Vs. Bear

Hunter Vs. Bear

A hunter is sitting in a tree overlooking a clearing when a bear walks right out into the middle. The hunter takes aim and fires, the bear goes...

By Jagz

Featured 17 years ago

Alabama Farmer

Alabama Farmer

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A pimp.

By WIIWARRIOR

Featured 17 years ago

Basketball Chicken

Basketball Chicken

Q. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A. He heard the referees were blowing fowls.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Dead Pussy

Dead Pussy

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have...

By kanan

Featured 17 years ago

Christian Bear

Christian Bear

An atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees!" "What powerful rivers!" "What beautiful animals!" He said to himself. As he...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Kids Fire Truck

Kids Fire Truck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Horny Parrots

Horny Parrots

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Skunky

Skunky

A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Here Come the Buffalo

Here Come the Buffalo

The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Elephant at the Zoo

Elephant at the Zoo

A mother is walking with her five year-old son through the zoo when they reach the elephant cage. The boy looks with amazement at the large beast...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Crocodile Wish

Crocodile Wish

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Doctor Dave

Doctor Dave

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't....

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

The Chicken and the Horse

The Chicken and the Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Smart Bird

Smart Bird

A man is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little Perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Golly,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate

There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A Farmer and His Mule

A Farmer and His Mule

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Roosters

Roosters

A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, Get out, old...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Country Style

Country Style

A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer walks up and stops him, claiming that since the duck is on his...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

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