Bar - jokes

He asks the bartender "Hey, what's with the jar?" *Contains NSFW Language*

By RobynHitchcock

Featured 7 years ago in Funny

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not...

By xckxgoaleprcaun

Featured 15 years ago

A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The skeleton says, "Give me a beer, and a mop." A polar bear, a giraffe...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer and . . . . a packet of peanuts. The barman says, why the big pause?" A kangaroo walks into...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road." An amnesiac walks into a bar and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

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