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4 Strange Ways Hollywood Thinks About Boobs And Weiners | YBOC (Star Wars, Star Trek)

Look, let's cut to the chase - Hollywood just can't quite grasp boobs and weiners and keeps applying weirdly specific tropes to them. They make...

4 Erotic Fanfiction Scenes That We Can't Unsee

The fan fiction universe gives amateur writers open space to bring their wildest nerd fantasies to life — including wholly unauthorized...

How Amazon Blatantly Rips Off Its Competitors With Zero Shame

We Remade F9: The Fast Saga For Only $20

See Fast & Furious's Dom, Letty, Roman, Tej, Mia, Han, Sean, John Cena, Helen Mirren as you've never seen them before - wearing cheap wigs! The...

4 Dumb Ways Hollywood Kills Characters Because They Think We’re Stupid

There are good ways and bad ways to kill off movie and TV characters that are poignant and not distracting. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding is back to...

WhiteHouse.com: The Naughty, Non-Government Website of the Late '90s

Re-Making Mission Impossible, But For Only $20

Mission Impossible 7 and 8 keep getting delayed, so we grabbed $20, and remade Mission Impossible: Fallout for ourselves. Go take a nap, Tom...

That Time Iran Tried To Hide Will Ferrell's Crotch With CGI

Jordan Breeding of Cracked and Karl Smallwood of Fact Fiend discuss Iran's government's clumsy, expensive attempts to protect its people from...

4 Movies That Are Actually Propaganda (Star Wars, Top Gun, Angry Birds)

For as long as there has been a film industry, concerned parents have warned kids that movies like Star Wars, Top Gun, World War Z, and Angry...

The Entire Saw Timeline Explained for the Viewers

The entire Saw movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding tied up in one, extremely inconvenient basement FULL OF...

The Crushing Economic Realities of Luigi's Mansion

In the Luigi’s Mansion series, the second-player plumber isn’t catching ghosts and collecting cash for fun: he’s keeping up with his astonishingly high cost of living.

40-Year-Old Virgin Got Shut Down Because Steve Carell Looked Like A Serial Killer

Did you know, the 40-Year-Old Virgin was shut down because Steve Carell looked too much like a serial killer?

We Fixed Everything Wrong with the New Mortal Kombat Movie

The 2021 Mortal Kombat was pretty cool (like Sub-Zero level cool), but what if it was even MORE cool (like Sub-Zero level cool!?). A Script...

4 Star Wars Legends That Are Too Hot For Disney+

We’re talkin’ Luke seducing multiple dead girls, Leia trying to delay puberty through dance, and Jedi masters named after, uh, self love.

4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Disturbing For WandaVision

Did Wanda pork her brother in the comics?

Superman Too Offensive For The CW

There's some real weird s*** going on here!

Does John Wick Owe His Success As An Assassin To Being A Great Guy? - Cracked Debate

Everybody assumes Keanu Reeves' John Wick's greatest skill is his ability to headshot 20 dudes in five seconds, but what if his actual greatest ability is being a super nice guy and a great friend?

Does John Wick Owe His Success As An Assassin To Being A Great Guy?

Everybody assumes John Wick's greatest skill is his ability to headshot 20 dudes in five seconds, but what if his actual greatest ability is being a super nice guy and a great friend?

5 (Secretly) Extra-Tragic Disney Movies Crushing Our Childhoods

Cracking Open an Amethyst Geode

Stunning amethyst geode being cracked open.Look at that glorious deep purple sparkle in this amethyst geode from the Las Choyas mine

5 Movie Universes Secretly Much Weirder Than You'd Think

More from "Your Brain on Cracked."

Someone Remade The 'Tenet' Trailer With a $20 Budget and It's Better Than The Movie (Bloopers & Outtakes)

Link to the original video inside!

4 Terrifying Horror Movie Plot Holes Creeping Us Out

These horror movies really left us hanging.... get it?

Someone Remade The 'Tenet' Trailer With a $20 Budget and It's Better Than The Movie

It's probably too dangerous to go see Christopher Nolan's "Tenet" in theaters right now, so our friends at Cracked went ahead and remade the movie for, like, $20.

Is Michael Bay's Armageddon Is A Transformers Prequel?

So how the hell do the scientists in Michael Bay’s Armageddon fail to spot a world-destroying asteroid hurtling towards our planet until it's only a couple of weeks away?