Gooning - articles

North Korean Soldiers Are Gooning After Gaining Porn Access for the First Time Ever

North Korea has officially entered the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine. There has been one major bonus for North Korean soldiers: access to pornography.

By BlakeHarper

Featured 8 months ago in Funny

Anne Hathaway Is a Gooner, But Not the Kind You’re Thinking

Cross-cultural communication has failed us once again, with the most recent example being The Guardian’s decision to publish an opinion piece celebrating beloved Oscar-winning actress Anne Hathaway for being a “gooner.”

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Gooners On Edge Waiting for Apple Vision Pro Porn

When the Apple Vision Pro was announced, many people only had one thing on their mind: Can I jack off with it?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

If you try to visit the Instagram page of Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Ko Kieft, you’ll notice that his account is now set to private.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘Gooning in My Gooncave’: How Transcendental Masturbation Became the Internet's Favorite Way to Jerk Off

Enter “gooning,” the internet’s favorite euphemism for when you want to jerk off, but never, ever cum.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Gooning - articles

North Korean Soldiers Are Gooning After Gaining Porn Access for the First Time Ever

Anne Hathaway Is a Gooner, But Not the Kind You’re Thinking

Gooners On Edge Waiting for Apple Vision Pro Porn

Buccaneers Player Brags About Having a ‘Three-Hour Goon Sesh With the Boys’

‘Gooning in My Gooncave’: How Transcendental Masturbation Became the Internet's Favorite Way to Jerk Off

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