Kids - jokes

Kids are quick

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it...

By jinky1888

Featured 17 years ago

The Little Bird

Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he...

By thelegendery

Featured 17 years ago

How to Go to Heaven

A teacher was testing the children in her Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven. She asked them, "If I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Bush at School

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Baby What?

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus...

By chizad12345

Featured 17 years ago

Swallowed Whole

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?'' ''They're smart...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Kids Fire Truck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Satan and Santa

Two boys are walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong sermon about the devil. One says, What do you think about all that Satan...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Math Grade

A little boy comes home from school and tells his father, "I got an F in math today." His father replies, "What happened?" The boy says, "Well,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Shrimps

So one day little Johnny goes into the kitchen and says to his mom, "Mom, grandma's got her shrimps hanging out again." Knowing that the grandma...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Missing God

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Kids' Books That Didn't Make It

A few children's books that didn't make the cut: 1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3....

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Kids - jokes

Kids are quick

The Little Bird

How to Go to Heaven

Bush at School

Baby What?

Swallowed Whole

Smart Pills

Kids Fire Truck

Satan and Santa

Math Grade

Shrimps

Missing God

Kids' Books That Didn't Make It

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