A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless...
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A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need...
An affluent couple gets into an argument over dinner. "If you could cook," said the husband, "we could fire the chef." "If you could screw,"...
At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar, when the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest...
A woman walks into a sporting-goods store and asks the salesman if he could help her pick out a rifle. It’s for my husband, she...
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you...
Two guys are shopping in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, I’m sorry, I was looking for my wife. What a...
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn't have...
Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died. He decided that he needed to be with his dream woman to really enjoy...
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York. The...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few paces away)...
A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks,...
Two old friends, one married and one single, were reunited after many years apart. The single man asked his friend, So, what’s it like...
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband's best friend. They make love for hours and, afterwards, while they're just...
A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop...
