After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...
By matman747
Featured 15 years ago
One night two drunks were wandering the town trying to get drinks, but between the two of them, they only had a dollar and change. So the first...
By Riley
Featured 16 years ago
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of...
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...
By earthwormjerm
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...
By swifttallon
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...
By lorddread
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...
By Cbax819
Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...
By GagOnMyShaft
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...
By arass
Featured 17 years ago
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...
By ebaum
A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...
At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...
A man and his son walk into an ice cream parlor. The man orders a vanilla cone, looks at his son, slaps him on the back of the head and asks,...
