Relationship jokes - jokes

Trip to Vegas

Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they...

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Shrinking Lager

Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. "I think my penis is too small" he says. The doctor asks him which drink he...

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Feeling Like a Woman Again

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an...

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Sex Discussion

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making. "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. ...

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50's Date

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's...

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Harry's Wife

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand...

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Dr. Appointment

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over! and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a...

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The Widow

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

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Fortune Teller

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across...

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Armed Women

Why did God give women arms? Do you have any idea how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean?

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Unspoken Wife

Joe and Bill are out fishing and sipping beer while discussing football and NASCAR. All of a sudden Joe says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my...

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Overseas Tease

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2...

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Customer Service

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date but couldn’t get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked...

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Wild Kidnapping

A husband returns home from work one night to discover that his wife is missing. He spends the next two days looking for her, only to come home...

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Big Family

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One...

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Cars in Heaven

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend on how faithful you were to your wives on Earth. Man 1: Please God, I can't count how many...

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Featured 18 years ago

Son in Law

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...

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Tackle Box

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone...

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Everything I Need

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I...

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Looks Like Yours

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his...

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Return of The Dead

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. As the pallbearers are carrying out the casket, they accidentally bump into...

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Relatives of yours?

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted...

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Lost Intelligence

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? A: Divorced

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Thanks From the Fire Station

Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over...

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Featured 18 years ago

Nostalgia

Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...

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Featured 18 years ago

Relationship jokes - jokes

Trip to Vegas

Shrinking Lager

Feeling Like a Woman Again

Sex Discussion

50's Date

Harry's Wife

Dr. Appointment

The Widow

Fortune Teller

Armed Women

Unspoken Wife

Overseas Tease

Customer Service

Wild Kidnapping

Big Family

Cars in Heaven

Son in Law

Tackle Box

Everything I Need

Looks Like Yours

Return of The Dead

Relatives of yours?

Lost Intelligence

Thanks From the Fire Station

Nostalgia

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