Senior jokes - jokes

Deaf Man

An old man hadn't been able to hear for years. He finally went to see a doctor, Who diagnosed his problem and restored his hearing. A month later...

By wyatt420

Featured 17 years ago

3 Old Ladies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Old Folks

An older couple goes to the doctor wanting a baby. The doctor says take cup & bring back a sample. The husband went back to the doc after a few...

By pamjac

Featured 17 years ago

A Lot of Balls

Q: What has a hundred balls and screws old ladies? A: Bingo

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Retirement Locations

You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Elderly Customer

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Dying of Lung Cancer

A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Will I live to be 80

I recently turned 65 and had to choose a new primary care physician for my Medicare program. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Seniors

A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Sharing a Meal

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink. The old man unwraps the plain...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Scoring with the Grandmas

There was this really old guy at a dance who hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with the grandmas all night, but he still...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Frisky Thief

A man breaks into a rich widow's house. He runs into her and yells, "Where's all your money old lady?" She explains that she never keeps any...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

The Lifesaver

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny?" The other replies, "Oh...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Bad Memory

One elderly couple is visiting another for supper. The two women go into the kitchen for a moment, leaving the men to talk. One of the men...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Scared Shitless

Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees. “Well,...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Little Head

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said,...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Different Reasons

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, that's no problem, how many do you...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Old Boat

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Memory

Three sisters ages 72, 74, and 76 lived in a house together. One night the 76-year-old drew a bath. She put her foot in and paused. She yelled...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Jewelry Store

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Stool Sample

An older man goes in for his yearly physical, with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Had A Stroke

3 old ladies where sitting on a park bench. Ethel, Marge and Bessie. Just then a flasher runs up to them, opens his coat and exposes himself to...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Navy Retirement

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

One, Two, Three, Four

An elderly man finds he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things; but nothing seems to work. So the...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Senior jokes - jokes

Deaf Man

3 Old Ladies

Old Folks

A Lot of Balls

Retirement Locations

Elderly Customer

Dying of Lung Cancer

Will I live to be 80

Seniors

Sharing a Meal

Scoring with the Grandmas

Frisky Thief

Speed Trap

The Lifesaver

Bad Memory

Scared Shitless

Little Head

Different Reasons

Old Boat

Memory

Jewelry Store

Stool Sample

Had A Stroke

Navy Retirement

One, Two, Three, Four

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