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Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and...

By matman747

Featured 15 years ago

Subject Drug Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Women Should Never Ask

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions...

By thelegendery

Featured 16 years ago

Perfect

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of...

By Riley

Featured 16 years ago

Give Women...

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you...

By theo2

Featured 16 years ago

Ten Things Only Women Understand

10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. 7. Fat...

By eyendsky

Featured 17 years ago

Marriage Quotes by Men

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems...

By earthwormjerm

Featured 17 years ago

He Said, She Said

He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said...

By swifttallon

Featured 17 years ago

Are Computers Male or Female?

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine...

By lorddread

Featured 17 years ago

New Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on...

By Cbax819

Featured 17 years ago

Female vs Male Friendships

Friendship among Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's...

By GagOnMyShaft

Featured 17 years ago

Underwear dust

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would...

By arass

Featured 17 years ago

The Right Woman

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Big Fight

A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender he just had a fight with his wife. Too bad, says the bartender. How’d it...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

PMS

Q. Why do women call it PMS? A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Age Old Question

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Different Jobs

Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Marriage Retreat

At the marriage retreat, Amy and John were told to individually write a sentence using the words sex and love. Amy wrote: When two mature...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Bad Luck

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Winning Big

A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke. She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke. She...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Blonde Patient

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said. She asked,...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Skunky

A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on the...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

3 Detectives

Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at...

By ebaum

Featured 18 years ago

Feeling Like a Woman Again

A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane's engines, he must make an...

By ebaum

Featured 19 years ago

Women - jokes

Why Women Shouldn't Take Men Shopping

Subject Drug Warning

Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!

Women Should Never Ask

Perfect

Give Women...

Ten Things Only Women Understand

Marriage Quotes by Men

He Said, She Said

Are Computers Male or Female?

New Study

Female vs Male Friendships

Underwear dust

The Right Woman

Big Fight

PMS

Age Old Question

Different Jobs

Marriage Retreat

Bad Luck

Winning Big

Blonde Patient

Skunky

3 Detectives

Feeling Like a Woman Again

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