Work jokes - jokes

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful...

By Ryan1966

Featured 16 years ago

Lawyer Joke

The madam opened the brothel door in Winnipeg and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early...

By MBeastMan51

Featured 16 years ago

Lobster Story

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking Up the wharf carrying two at-least-three-pound live lobsters, one in each hand. It...

By seeley17

Featured 16 years ago

Endangered

A hiker gets lost in the woods and spends the next two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle on a ledge, hits it...

By mgunit

Featured 16 years ago

Good hair day

One morning a man tells a coworker that her hair smells nice. The woman gets enraged, storms into her supervisor’s office, and declares she’s...

By Firuze

Featured 16 years ago

Construction Worker

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he...

By bengoldsberry

Featured 16 years ago

The Voice

A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice in his head, which tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to...

By ebaum

Featured 16 years ago

Skydiving Test

A man has just come home after his first jump as a paratrooper. His father an old vet himself asks his son how it went. "Well dad everyone else...

By Socojo

Featured 16 years ago

She's getting the raise!

A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. Her boss was anoyed at this and asked, 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria:...

By Cbax819

Featured 16 years ago

My Head, Your Wife

A middle-aged executive was becoming increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the junior employees who couldn't resist...

By mortgagemescott

Featured 16 years ago

Best Surgeon in Texas

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, "I'm the best plastic...

By CashFirst

Featured 16 years ago

Last Name

The manager of a large office noticed a new guy one day and told him to come into his office. "What's your name?" the manager asked. "John," the...

By heyyyfalcooone

Featured 16 years ago

Fair Enough

A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he suddenly found himself at the Gates of...

By ghoul_69

Featured 17 years ago

New Salesman

A young man from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says,...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Change For a Dollar?

Change of Command Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?" Soldier: "Sure, buddy." Officer: "That’s no way to address an...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Different Jobs

Q: What''s the difference between a gynecologist and a geneologist? A: One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Hell of an Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Materalistic Lawyers

A very successful lawyer parks his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he gets out, a truck passes...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Blind Pilots

Airplane passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots’ uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way into the cockpit. The...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Great Job

Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Killed the Pig

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

WW III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman said, "Yep, that's...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Senate Slander

A member of the United States Senate, known for his hot temper and acid tongue, exploded one day in mid-session and began to shout, "Half of this...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Operation

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

First Day

A man in a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves...

By ebaum

Featured 17 years ago

Work jokes - jokes

From Gynecologist to Mechanic

Lawyer Joke

Lobster Story

Endangered

Good hair day

Construction Worker

The Voice

Skydiving Test

She's getting the raise!

My Head, Your Wife

Best Surgeon in Texas

Last Name

Fair Enough

New Salesman

Change For a Dollar?

Different Jobs

Hell of an Engineer

Materalistic Lawyers

Blind Pilots

Great Job

Killed the Pig

WW III

Senate Slander

Operation

First Day

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