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Prehistoric Men Wore Sunscreen and Tailored Their Clothes

I know using the word “tailored” evokes images of cavemen wearing three-piece suits, which is funny, but it’s not that strange of a discovery.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

I smell a class-action lawsuit coming.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Vanessa Kirby Learned Quantum Physics to Play Sue Storm

OMG, shut up!

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Denmark Zoo Asks Residents to Donate Their Pets to Help Feed Big Cats

If you’re looking to get rid of your small pets, a zoo in Denmark is in need.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Thankfully, it wasn’t the phones that killed her.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

There is a 51 percent chance that whoever is reading this isn’t a real person.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

We are so cooked it isn’t funny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Further proof that just because someone worked for NASA, it doesn’t mean they’re “smart.”

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Say what you will about Jared Fogel, but when he was around, at least the price of a footlong was only five bucks.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Did Jeffrey Epstein Win An $85 Million Powerball Jackpot While in Jail?

Much has been written about Jeffrey Epstein, and even more has been speculated.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

As a man, I will buy anything, as long as Sydney Sweeney tells me to.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

LeBron James Sends Cease-and-Desist to A.I. Company Making Pregnant Videos of Him

This is the price of fame in a world of A.I.-generated content.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

The skies are getting a bit too friendly these days.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

That’s an interesting choice.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

No Joke: Woman Attacks Driver Who Ran Over Chicken Trying to Cross the Road

This is a bit on the nose, don’t ya think?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Astronomer CEO’s Wife Removes His Last Name from Her Facebook Profile

Life comes at you fast.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Dax Shepard Posts Nude Photo of His Wife to Celebrate Her Emmy Nomination

Okay…

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Bryan Johnson Says His Baby Batter Is Full of Microplastics

What’s the point of living forever if you’re forced to shoot microplastics?

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Naked American in Bangkok Sewer Bites the Rescue Workers Trying to Save Him

Thailand needs to put a travel ban on Americans.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Funny

Prankster Arrested After Leaving Teddy Bear Made of Fake Human Skin Outside California Convenience Store

I thought pranks were supposed to be funny.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

Some people have all the luck.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Wow

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

Vegas is in pretty bad shape.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 4 months ago in Facepalm

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Let it be known that you can shitpost your way to an ambassadorship.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

That’s not a very nice thing to say.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Idiots Are Destroying Weather Radars, Thinking They Manipulate the Weather

Every day, people get dumber and more dangerous.

By Peter Rapine

Featured 5 months ago in Wtf

Wtf - articles

Prehistoric Men Wore Sunscreen and Tailored Their Clothes

Breast Milk Flavored Ice Cream, Sadly, Doesn’t Contain Any Breast Milk

Vanessa Kirby Learned Quantum Physics to Play Sue Storm

Denmark Zoo Asks Residents to Donate Their Pets to Help Feed Big Cats

Brazilian Police Investigate Bizarre Death of Woman With ‘26 iPhones Glued to Her Body’

Bots Now Account for Half of Global Web Traffic

This Mom on TikTok Is Using ChatGPT to Raise Her Daughter

Former NASA Engineer Thinks Earth Is Surrounded by Trillions of Alien Surveillance Devices

Subway Footlongs Are Now $14

Did Jeffrey Epstein Win An $85 Million Powerball Jackpot While in Jail?

The Sydney Sweeney Economy Is Booming

LeBron James Sends Cease-and-Desist to A.I. Company Making Pregnant Videos of Him

Couple Arrested for Having Oral Sex on Flight

Trisha Paytas Named Her New Baby ‘Aquaman’

No Joke: Woman Attacks Driver Who Ran Over Chicken Trying to Cross the Road

Astronomer CEO’s Wife Removes His Last Name from Her Facebook Profile

Dax Shepard Posts Nude Photo of His Wife to Celebrate Her Emmy Nomination

Bryan Johnson Says His Baby Batter Is Full of Microplastics

Naked American in Bangkok Sewer Bites the Rescue Workers Trying to Save Him

Prankster Arrested After Leaving Teddy Bear Made of Fake Human Skin Outside California Convenience Store

Brazilian Influencer’s Breasts Grew Out of Control Due to Rare Medical Condition

UNO Is Coming to Vegas for Two (Dos?) Days

Hooters-Loving Alpha Bro Nick Adams Has Been Named the New Ambassador to Malaysia

Hailey Bieber Just Called You a ‘F*cking Loser’

Idiots Are Destroying Weather Radars, Thinking They Manipulate the Weather

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