"CrackheadJimmy is beloved by many ebaumers, not just for his witty comments, but his friendly and neighborly treatment of many of this site's users. Although his penis is the stench of several week old chow mein from coitus with shylilazn, he is still a great guy. he provides a should to cry on, a helping hand when needed, and always has a word of advice, delivered in a god-like voice from the heavens. He makes the female users panties wet, and they men get penis envy. He doesn't flaunt it, but deep down he knows his effect." - Caw2728

"Jimmy doesn't even blow his birthday candles out, he just winks at them and they faint." - JBoogie

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