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    • Cowboy and Centaur

    • A cowboy got thirsty and stopped by a saloon. He tied his horse to a post and went inside. He then ordered a glass of whiskey, soon followed by...
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    • Party Hard

    • Guy went to his friend's bachelor party. He had one drink too much and fell asleep. When he woke up, he looked at the clock to see it was 4...
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      Uploaded 07/05/2010
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    • Leper Girl At The Game

    • Guy decided to go on a baseball match. He sat down and was about to enjoy the game, when he noticed the young girl sitting next to him is a...
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      Uploaded 06/29/2010
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    • Cotton Rag

    • A young woman had to change her peter-cheater when still in the train. She couldn't find a trash bin in the train's bathroom and she didn't want...
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      Uploaded 06/28/2010
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    • The Body Dwellers

    • The Body Dwellers met to have a talk about the dangers of living in a woman's body. "It's so difficult to live in the ear..." -...
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      Uploaded 06/16/2010
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    • The Album Of The Year

    • Musical industry tycoon decided to gather the data from all over America on which album is bought most often - This way he'll know what is the...
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      Uploaded 06/11/2010
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    • 3 Guys On An Island

    • 3 guys ended up on an island. Their ship went down and not a sign of help coming. After a few days, they ran out of coconuts to eat. One of...
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      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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    • Taking A Shower

    • A woman was taking a shower when suddenly there's a knock on the door. She loudly asked who is it. "We are from the morgue. Your husband had...
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      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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    • Two News

    • Guy wakes up in a hospital. After a few moments the doctor comes and informs the patient that there was an accident and that he has some good and...
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      Uploaded 06/06/2010
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    • Little Polar Bear

    • Alex, the polar bear, went outside his cave to have a little fun. He started jumping from one ice floe onto another. After a few moments, the...
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      Uploaded 05/02/2010
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    • The Bunk

    • This just in: Tonight in London, England, a bunk bed broke down unexpectedly. The poeple sleeping on the bed got severely wounded. Our...
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      Uploaded 04/30/2010
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    • Johnny Gets F

    • Math class. The teacher asks little Johnny "How old were you on your last birthday?" Johnny replied "I turned 8 on my last...
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      Uploaded 04/30/2010
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    • The Singing Anus

    • Young pathologist was assigned for his first dissection. He was left alone in the morgue by his superior and asked to give him the report once...
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      Uploaded 04/21/2010
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    • Fishing

    • Husband tells his wife that they are going fishing "I'm taking you and the dog to the lake. " The wife replied "I don't wanna go...
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      Uploaded 04/06/2010
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    • Obama's Driver

    • Obama was driving around America as part of his campaign. One time, when he was in Arkansas, his driver hit a pig with the limousine. Obama knew...
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      Uploaded 04/05/2010
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    • 2 Guys At A Bar

    • Two friends go to a bar for a beer. After a few rounds, one of them asks the other "Say, John, if you ever got drunk and woke up in a forest...
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      Uploaded 04/04/2010
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    • Documentation

    • Mobsters fall into a police trap. The cops give 'driving too fast' as the reason and follow the standard procedure. "Can you show me your...
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      Uploaded 04/04/2010
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    • Business Trip

    • Mental institution. One of the patients was running around, pretending to be a plane, so a doctor stopped him an asked what he's...
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      Uploaded 04/03/2010
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    • 2 Plumbers

    • The cesspool was leaking, so plumbers came to fix it. One of them dives into the shit pool and comes out in a few seconds, all covered in crap....
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      Uploaded 04/03/2010
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    • Johnny's Letter

    • Johnny wrote Santa a letter: "Dear Santa. My name's Johnny and I'm very poor, so my family can't afford to buy me expensive presents. I...
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      Uploaded 04/03/2010
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    • Brasil vs Poland Soccer Game

    • 2010 Soccer World Cup Eliminations. The last match in the group is Poland vs Brasil. Turned out somebody had broken into the Brasilian team's...
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      Uploaded 04/02/2010
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    • Interview With The Shepherd

    • TV reporter was told to make an interview with a shepherd for a childern's show. He asks the man how his typycal day looks like. "I get...
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      Uploaded 03/31/2010
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    • Coconut Milk

    • Guy crosses the border. One of the officers asks him "Did you bring anything illegal with you, sir?" The guy thinks for a minute and...
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      Uploaded 03/30/2010
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    • Cinderella

    • Long time ago there was a girl named Cinderella. Her mean stepsisters went to the prince's party, but her evil stepmother told Cinderella to stay...
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      Uploaded 03/25/2010
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    • Confession Booth

    • Priest sits in a confession booth. A guy comes and says that he raped a girl. The priest replies "Maybe the girl seduced you and said she...
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      Uploaded 03/25/2010
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    • Student Magician

    • Student failed the exam. He goes to his professor's office and asks him if he could get another chance. "You failed the exam twice, young...
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      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • Husband In The Closet

    • Husband comes back from work early and finds a naked man in his bed. "Where's my wife?" he asked the guy. The naked man replied...
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      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • Russian Drinking Bet

    • American goes to a bar in Russia. He says out loud "I've heard you Russians are all drunks, so I'll make a 500$ bet with anyone who thinks...
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      Uploaded 03/24/2010
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    • Pit Stop Crew Needed

    • F1 team needed a new pit crew. There was a lot of candidates for the job - the German team, the Italian team and even a Polish team. Each team...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2010
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    • Russian Road Patrol

    • Soviet Russia. Two officers stop a car. The driver asks, surprised "Was I going too fast?" One of the officers smiles and says...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2010
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    • Get To Work!

    • Guy runs into his office, wearing only a hat and carrying a briefcase. His boss stops him and says "What are you doing, Cliff? Do you...
    • P00KY
      Uploaded 03/22/2010
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    • A Little Bird Told Me

    • 6 year old girl comes back home from the playground. Her mother noticed the girl is swearing a lot, which never happened before. "Where...
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      Uploaded 03/21/2010
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