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    • 16 years later.

    • One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children. Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he...
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      Riley
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    • A terrible accident.

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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    • I fart all the time.

    • An old lady came into her Doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Blake, but they're...
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    • 6 truths of life.

    • 1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2) All idiots, after reading this first truth, try it. 3) The first truth is a...
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    • Ed

    • "Don't laugh!" said the patient, Ed. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty...
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    • Wishes granted

    • One day, a man was walking along the beach and came across an odd looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to...
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    • Three women in Mexico

    • Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
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    • Pet monkey

    • A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's nursing it the monkey runs wild: he jumps up on the pool table and...
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      Riley
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    • Cold water clean

    • This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very...
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      Riley
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    • Nursing Home

    • An fine Greek family was considering putting their Pappous in a nursing home. All the Greek facilities were completely full so they had to put...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Have a little raisin bread

    • A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Kids

    • It was the first day of school... The kindergartners were now first graders. The teacher made an announcement to the class. "Now that you...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Student Project.

    • A man entered a restaurant and bar and sat himself at the bar for a drink. He noticed a beautiful girl at the other end of the bar seemingly...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Silent class.

    • Education Jokes by mugley Silent Class The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes. On returning, she found the...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • In church

    • There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any...
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      Riley
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    • Dancer

    • A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • The right way.

    • A young Father has finally had enough of his son's wetting his pants, and takes him aside. "Son", said the Father, "You are...
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    • French fighter pilot

    • Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Who wears the pants.

    • A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband who was a big bully...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Discovery Channel

    • An elderly couple were watching a Discovery Channel special about a West African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When the...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Greek vs. Irishman

    • A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • The drink

    • A girl and her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy around, she tells him that she's heard of a wonderful new drink he...
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      Riley
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    • A beautiful flower

    • A man is giving his teenage son "the talk". After describing the more technical details of conception, he goes into describing the...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Picking up women at a night club

    • Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very muchand at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place,...
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      Riley
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    • 				           sex blow job man woman
    • Blow Job Etiquette

    • Blow Job Etiquette - A Lesson From Women To Men 1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule #1 - So if you get...
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      Riley
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    • Downtown

    • A man and his girlfriend are having a sexual encounter. He asks her to "go downtown" so, with a sigh, she gets on her knees in front...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • Oil change

    • Oil Change instructions for Women: Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometers since the last oil change. Drink a cup...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
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    • Have you ever done that?

    • A young couple with a box of condoms proceeded to do the wild thing. When they were finished, she discovered that there were only six condoms...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
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    • Costume Party

    • John and Grace were invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. At the last minute, Grace got a terrible headache and decided she needed to...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
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    • Redneck at the bar.

    • A redneck is sitting in a bar drinking minding his own business when a large asian man goes over to him and knocks him off his chair. He then...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           joke preacher fish
    • Dam fish.

    • A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           joke racist earthquake death mexico
    • God bless America.

    • A big earthquake with a strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million were injured....
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           joke horse goverment dead
    • Dead horse.

    • Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           joke man women swimming naked old
    • Fast thinking old man.

    • The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           deer men hunting
    • Did you see that?

    • Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, "Did you see that?" "No," the second guy says. "Well, a bald eagle...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 				           husband wife lotto divorce letter
    • Divorce letter.

    • Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have...
    • Riley
      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • Tennis Elbow

    • One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • I want to be black.

    • A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?" "Yeah, but we'll have to add...
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      Riley
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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