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    • Soup

    • One day, a person came in a resturant, and he ordered a soup. When the soup came, the person said "Waiter, theirs a fly in my...
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    • How to

    • How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman? Throw them a golf ball.
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    • Hockey

    • Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only other way to beat something black up if they’re not a cop.
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    • Twins

    • A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months...
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    • Flour

    • A black boy is playing in the kitchen and he covers himself in flour. He goes up to his mother and says “Mummy, look at me ! I’m not a little...
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    • Getting Married

    • On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven's gate waiting on...
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    • Funeral

    • One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse going down the street, followed by another hearse, followed by a man walking...
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    • Valentine's Day

    • A young couple went for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire...
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    • Affair

    • This guy is havng an affair with a married woman and her husband comes home early from work one day. She jumps up and tells the man to go into...
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    • A married couple

    • A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any...
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    • Cats and Dogs

    • What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they...
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    • Test of Wills

    • The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men...
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    • Bubba

    • Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends,...
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    • The Virgin

    • A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at...
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    • Women

    • A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without...
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    • Muffins

    • Two muffins were sitting in the oven One turns to the other and says, “Wow it’s hot in here!” The other muffins says, “Woah! A...
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      Uploaded 04/23/2010
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    • Joe

    • The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very...
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    • Parrots

    • A woman goes to her priest with a problem. "Father," she told him, "I have two female parrots rescued from a house of...
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    • Parrots

    • A woman goes to her priest with a problem. "Father," she told him, "I have two female parrots rescued from a house of...
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    • Blonde

    • Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the guy turned to the beautiful blonde and made his move by saying, “Let's talk....
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    • Jack and Jill

    • Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill’s now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city Jack and Jill Went up the...
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    • KKK

    • 100 years ago when 100 white people used to chase a black man they were called the KKK. What is it called today? The PGA
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    • Funny Jokes

    • Why do white people compete with others on the basis of color? -Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose. What does a white woman...
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    • White People

    • Why aren't there a lot of racist white jokes? Because it's sad enough being white.
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    • Mommy usually

    • With the Babysitter A boy is home with his babysitter on a stormy night when the boy says "Usually on a stormy night mommy lets me...
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    • Indian's Land

    • Indians' Land When white man found this land, Indians were running it. There were: - No Taxes - No Debt - Plenty buffalo - Plenty...
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    • I can't Talk

    • Morris walks into Dr. Cohen's office and puts a note on the table in front of the doctor. The note reads, "I can't talk. Please help...
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    • Indian' s Land

    • When white man found this land, Indians were running it. There were: - No Taxes - No Debt - Plenty buffalo - Plenty beaver - Medicine man...
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    • I've Fallen

    • There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If...
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    • The Virgin

    • There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here...
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    • The Druggist

    • Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained,...
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    • Diary of a house Husband

    • This week I am at home & playing house husband. My wife left a list of things I need to do. This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it...
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    • Men

    • Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. How can you tell when a...
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    • Elderly lady

    • There was once a poor elderly black women that lived alone in a small run down house. Everyday, after school, a little white boy would pass by...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2010
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    • 75

    • A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant. Nine months...
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    • The UPS Guy

    • One Monday morning the UPS man is driving the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were...
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      Uploaded 03/21/2010
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    • Nudist Colony

    • Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Who is the most...
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