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    • Mahatma Gandhi

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    • Believe in Ghosts?

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    • Less Common Latin Phrases

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    • How Shit Happens

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    • Gorilla Sex

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    • Italian Tourist

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Just a guy that doesn't want this site to suck, so i try to bring in some quality. That can be kind of subjective so let me know what you like and what you don't and i'll see what i can do.

- i claimed a prize. i'm not sure if i want it or not, but knowing my luck i'd save up for something good and he day before i got it they would stop the whole erep thing. so help me out with the views so i can get more crap.
----still waiting on that by the way

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