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Vocabulary Lesson
- The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a...
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Polish Honeymoon
- What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name.
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/08/2009
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Buckwheat and Darla
- Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/08/2009
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First Man
- The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?" She looked up and said,...
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Bouncing Baby
- A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/08/2009
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two priests
- A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, I'm Jesus Christ. The first priest says, No, son, you're not. So the...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/07/2009
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ten shots
- A guy walks into a bar and asks for ten shots of the finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up and the guy takes the first shot in the...
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D.C. Haircuts
- A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge....
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Old Mother
- With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/07/2009
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chicken and the egg
- The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/07/2009
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firetruck
- As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/07/2009
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Missionary in Africa
- A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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Populate the Earth
- One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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HOW TO IMPRESS
- HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her,...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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Ranger Danger
- The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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Mexican Girl
- Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher told her to go do an "essay"
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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Halloween Costume
- A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/06/2009
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Obesity
- This is a serious problem, seriously funny that is.
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Fishing
- Give a man a fish & he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he’ll eat for a lifetime. (Conservative point of view) Tax a man...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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New Prefix
- If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Two Zebras
- Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Military Sex
- A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20%...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Breakfast
- She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns...
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Hotel Stay
- A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.' 'No,' she says, 'it's just...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Get your coat on
- A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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300 percent
- A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Viagra is wonderful
- One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Dirty Cartoons
- so they arent all cartoons, but they are all pretty wrong and fairly funny. enjoy
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/05/2009
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Dead Wife
- How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/04/2009
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Dead Husband
- How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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Standardized guide to baseball metaphors
- Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school? If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends? "Yeah man, at...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/04/2009
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What's sex?
- A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/04/2009
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Sexual Disorders
- There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic....
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Safari
- A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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Moose Hunting
- Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose...
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Confession
- A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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Priest and Nun
- A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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Drunk Shaming V
- Ahh the light weights, always good for a gag.
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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How to properly celebrate St. Paddy's Day
- St. Patrick's Day: the one day of the year when the 2% of the world's population that's Irish gets the other 98% completely shitfaced. So i...
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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Moving Tip 48
- Yeah right, we're taping your ass to the pole.
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dcervenka05Uploaded 02/03/2009
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Just a guy that doesn't want this site to suck, so i try to bring in some quality. That can be kind of subjective so let me know what you like and what you don't and i'll see what i can do.
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(*) come up with more goals again
() get 1 subscriber
() get multiple subscribers
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- i claimed a prize. i'm not sure if i want it or not, but knowing my luck i'd save up for something good and he day before i got it they would stop the whole erep thing. so help me out with the views so i can get more crap.
----still waiting on that by the way
so i want a subscriber, or 1000. i dont know why, but i have none, and that seems like a shame. so if you like my stuff, or at least some of it subscribe.
Goals
(*) write out goals
(*) get featured
() get featured again
(*) 1000 profile views
(*) 2000 profile views
() 5000 profile views
() 1000 quality uploads
() 1000000 ereps
(*) decide which prize(s) i want
(*) earn those
(*) come up with more goals
() decide on another prize
() earn that
(*) come up with more goals again
() get 1 subscriber
() get multiple subscribers
() come up with more goals yet again
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