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    • Vocabulary Lesson

    • The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, "Alfalfa, use the word love in a...
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    • Polish Honeymoon

    • What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night? A last name.
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    • Buckwheat and Darla

    • Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla says, "d-u-m-b, dumb." The...
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    • First Man

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    • Bouncing Baby

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    • two priests

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    • ten shots

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    • D.C. Haircuts

    • A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge....
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    • Old Mother

    • With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their...
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    • chicken and the egg

    • The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and...
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    • firetruck

    • As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the...
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    • Missionary in Africa

    • A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write...
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    • Populate the Earth

    • One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth. "Adam, you can start by...
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    • HOW TO IMPRESS

    • HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN... compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her,...
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    • Ranger Danger

    • The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In...
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    • Mexican Girl

    • Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Because the teacher told her to go do an "essay"
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    • Halloween Costume

    • A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. So the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes...
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    • Obesity

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    • Fishing

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    • New Prefix

    • If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble - noises coming...
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    • Two Zebras

    • Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies,...
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    • Military Sex

    • A group of military Officers are standing around talking when a Lieutenant said, "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20%...
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    • Breakfast

    • She was in the kitchen doing two minute soft boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?" She turns...
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    • Hotel Stay

    • A Priest books into a hotel and says to the blonde receptionist, 'I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.' 'No,' she says, 'it's just...
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    • Get your coat on

    • A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, "I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on." The wife, overjoyed that he has...
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    • 300 percent

    • A woman goes to her doctor, complaining that her husband is 300% impotent. The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you...
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    • Viagra is wonderful

    • One morning a long-wed couple were in an amourous embrace and the wife says: "Honey, that Viagra is so wonderful, let me fix us a nice full...
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    • Dirty Cartoons

    • so they arent all cartoons, but they are all pretty wrong and fairly funny. enjoy
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    • Dead Wife

    • How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
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    • Dead Husband

    • How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.
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    • What's sex?

    • A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's sex?" Her father sits her down, and...
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    • Sexual Disorders

    • There's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic....
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    • Safari

    • A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
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    • Moose Hunting

    • Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose...
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    • Confession

    • A married man goes to confessional and says to the priest, "Father, I had an affair with a woman... almost." "What do you mean...
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    • Priest and Nun

    • A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed...
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Just a guy that doesn't want this site to suck, so i try to bring in some quality. That can be kind of subjective so let me know what you like and what you don't and i'll see what i can do.

- i claimed a prize. i'm not sure if i want it or not, but knowing my luck i'd save up for something good and he day before i got it they would stop the whole erep thing. so help me out with the views so i can get more crap.
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