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    • 				           joke funny french navy war
    • french navy

    • Why does the new french navy only have glass bottom ships? So they can see the old french navy.
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           joke funny gay liberal
    • homophobic

    • What is a homophobe? Anyone who is winning an argument against a liberal.
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           joke funny bear bar drunk
    • Belligerent Bear

    • A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           joke drunk funny beer sex taxes
    • 25 signs you drink too much

    • 1.) You lose arguments with inanimate objects. 2.) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. 3.) Job interfering...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny drunk beer wife pub
    • got beer?

    • Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny drunk sex nun
    • the drunk and the nun

    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny bar drunk
    • persistant drunk

    • A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           pic sad obama abortion vote
    • Obama

    • The good news is .... The bad news is he isnt a liar.
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny cop cia naked boss
    • bad day

    • A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower and realized that his clothes were missing. While searching around for them, he accidentally...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny movies learn
    • without the movies

    • Things you would never know without the movies. - During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/25/2009
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    • 				           joke funny nigeria goat theft
    • goat steals cars

    • sadly this isnt a joke. in nigeria they arrested a goat they thought used witchcraft to change shape and steal...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/24/2009
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    • 				           joke funny dead polish
    • polish admiral

    • Did you hear about the Polish Admiral who wanted to be buried at sea when he died? Five sailors died digging his grave.
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           joke funny little johnny cat teacher
    • Little Johnny's Cat

    • Little Johnny is sitting in biology class, when his teacher states the fact that only humans stutter, and no other animal in the world...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           joke funny jew
    • UN Meeting

    • At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul. The Israeli...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke funny baseball death
    • baseball in heaven

    • Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke funny sex beer drunk
    • Female Hormones in Beer

    • Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed one...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke funny church fishing
    • late for sunday school

    • A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke funny church sex
    • memories

    • A Minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, church, I am going to say a single word and...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke meat funny energy
    • meat differences

    • Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke funny moon space
    • message to the moon

    • When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, they did some astronaut training on a Navajo Indian reservation. One day, a Navajo elder and his...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/22/2009
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    • 				           joke sex funny
    • in the elevator

    • A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says,...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • 				           joke funny sex dead animals
    • the cow and the mermaid

    • On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • 				           joke sex funny frog pet woman oral
    • pet frog

    • An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • the nudist colony

    • Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • 				           joke funny sex fishing marriage
    • honyeymoon by the lake

    • This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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    • 				           joke funny sex little johnny
    • Little Johnny

    • Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/21/2009
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      • 4 Comments
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    • 				           joke funny work business money
    • son in law

    • A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family,"...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           joke funny obama
    • in common

    • What do Miley Cyrus and Barack Obama have in common? They both attract young people with mindless verses.
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           joke funny obama doctor farmer
    • Post Turtle

    • While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           joke funny obama vote
    • voting for obama

    • Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama? A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history. Q. Why will Senator...
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           joke funny obama race
    • obama

    • Q. Why won't Obama laugh at himself? A. Because it would be racist.
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           joke pic funny fail drunk dead fall pain
    • Fail Gallery II

    • More examples of why your life doesn't suck too bad, unless one of these is you then you suck.
    • dcervenka05
      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
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    • 				           joke wisdom funny
    • The Wisdom of Will Rogers

    • Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n...
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      dcervenka05
      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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Just a guy that doesn't want this site to suck, so i try to bring in some quality. That can be kind of subjective so let me know what you like and what you don't and i'll see what i can do.

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