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    • Hurricane Sandy

    • Many people were worried that Hurricane Sandy could hit the east coast during next week's presentational debate. But the east coast is ready for...
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      Uploaded 10/30/2012
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    • Materialistic Lawyer

    • A lawyer is sitting in his parked BMW when a tow truck crashes into the car. The crash takes car door clean off and the driver speeds away. The...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2011
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    • KitKat Chunky

    • A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2011
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    • The Pickle cutter

    • A MAN WORKED FOR MANY YEARS AT A CANNING FACTORY ONE DAY, HE CONFESSED TO HIS WIFE THAT HE WAS POSSESSED BY A TERRIBLE OBSESSION: AN...
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      Uploaded 05/16/2010
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    • indian sundial

    • One day, a cowboy was crossing the desert to do some trading and came upon an Indian. The Indian was laying on his back and had an erection that...
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      Uploaded 05/16/2010
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    • jewish leftovers

    • A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old guy, so...
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      Uploaded 05/16/2010
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    • Amazing test taking abilities

    • The blonde reports for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,...
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      Uploaded 02/21/2010
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    • Dick and Jane

    • After working together for a while, Dick and Jane's office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,...
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      Uploaded 02/20/2010
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    • Fresh black joke

    • A black man and his son were riding on an airplane for the first time. The flight attendant came on the intercom and said that one of the four...
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      Uploaded 02/14/2010
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    • English trouble

    • A man had just moved to the United States, and he was having trouble with the English language. He was walking along the street one day when he...
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      Uploaded 02/14/2010
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    • The lost spark

    • The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his...
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      Uploaded 02/14/2010
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    • Three naked Black men

    • At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted...
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      Uploaded 01/26/2010
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    • jersey wasteland

    • Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!
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      Uploaded 01/26/2010
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    • Broken old boat

    • Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out his boat to a group...
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      Uploaded 01/26/2010
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    • dog in the corner

    • guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls. He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2010
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    • Arthritis, and the Preist

    • A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2010
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    • Donkey troubles

    • A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2010
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    • Golfball to the balls

    • A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2010
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    • Worst Genie

    • Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach. He picks it up and suddenly a female genie appears. "Master, I may grant you one wish?" says...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2010
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    • Bang in the Back seat

    • A guy sees his buddy in a bar and says, "You're not going to believe this, but I've got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2010
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    • Honeymoon From Hell

    • A man and his new bride check into a hotel, looking forward to their honeymoon. After they go upstairs the desk clerks looks up and sees the man...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2010
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    • K-9 Police Dog

    • Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the street. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was...
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      Uploaded 01/11/2010
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    • Cold Weather Warning

    • The news said in the cold wether we should make sure our neighbours are ok. My 87 year old neighbour hasn't checked on me once and the lazy...
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      Uploaded 01/10/2010
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    • Because I'm a man

    • Because I'm a Man Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in....
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      Uploaded 01/10/2010
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    • A cultural comparison

    • Australians: Dislike being mistaken for Brits when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when...
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      Uploaded 01/05/2010
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    • visit to the hospital

    • A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps. She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later. "Well, I hope...
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      Uploaded 12/31/2009
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    • god jokes

    • When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to...
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      Uploaded 12/31/2009
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    • book on suicide

    • man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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      Uploaded 12/31/2009
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    • slippers

    • A poor man meets a rich man around Christmas. So the poor man asks the rich man, "what are you getting your wife this Christmas?" The...
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      Uploaded 12/31/2009
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    • Indian exchange student

    • It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,...
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      Uploaded 12/23/2009
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