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    • Old Ladies

    • Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and...
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    • Nursing Home

    • An elderly man was suffering from Alzheimer's, but his wife couldn't handle him alone any longer. So she decided to take him to a nursing home....
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    • Nude Nuns

    • Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one...
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    • The Widow

    • Karen had lost her husband four years prior and was having trouble moving on. Her daughter repeatedly urged her to return back to the world....
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    • Coded Message

    • One day, a French spy received a coded message from an American spy claiming it came directly from President Bush. It read:...
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    • Clever Guy

    • A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. Come morning, the farmer drove up and...
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    • Bus Fart

    • A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting...
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    • Blind Golfers

    • Four guys out golfing one afternoon start getting annoyed by a very slow group ahead of them. After another 15 minutes of waiting, they decide to...
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    • Drunks

    • Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean, and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night, and found themselves on a road which led past the old...
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    • Clever Doctor

    • An 80-year-old man goes to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt...
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    • Wise Doctor

    • A 60-year-old man is getting his annual physical. Doc, do you think I’ll live another 40 years so I can reach 100? he asks. That...
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    • Blonde Investigator

    • A blonde visits a police precinct looking for a job, so the officer asks her a few questions. What’s two plus two? he...
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    • The Farmer

    • One day, a farmer walks through his orchard to a nearby pond, carrying a bucket to bring back some fruit. Once he gets to the pond, he sees two...
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    • Lesbians

    • A hot coed visits a doctor for a physical. After the checkup the doctor says, Everything looks fine, but why is an M imprinted on your...
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    • Horse auction

    • A son attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's...
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      Uploaded 09/09/2008
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    • Blonde in Elevator

    • A blonde and a brunette both board an elevator and push the buttons for their respective floors. On the next floor, the door opens and a...
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    • Sperm Conversation

    • Two sperm are swimming along. One turns to the other and asks, Hey, how far to the fallopian tubes? The other replies, Fallopian...
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    • Top Rooster

    • A farmer buys a young rooster to impregnate his chickens. The young rooster struts into the barn and yells to the old rooster, Get out, old...
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    • Cheating Wife

    • An elderly man turns to his wife and asks if she’s ever cheated on him. I love you, she says, but I must confess. I’ve been...
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    • Clown Attack

    • Q: What should you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? A: Go for the juggler.
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    • Obsessed Mothers

    • A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he...
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    • Serial Killer

    • Q: What’s a serial killer’s best pickup line? A: Excuse me—does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?
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    • Train Ride

    • Two strangers, a man and a woman, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed...
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    • Oldie but a goodie

    • A couple just getting over an argument drives several miles down a country road. As they pass a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife...
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    • Trucker

    • A trucker is driving down the highway when he hears a loud thump under his semi. He stops to check the damage, then calls his boss. I hit a...
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    • Smart Sidekick

    • The Lone Ranger and Tonto have been riding all day on a buffalo hunt. When they stop to rest, Tonto places his ear to the ground and...
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    • America, FK Yeah!

    • A large group of lingering Taliban soldiers is moving down a road when they hear a voice from behind a sand dune: One U.S. Special Forces...
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    • Dead lawyer

    • A guy calls a law office and says: "I want to talk to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I’m sorry, but he died last...
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    • Slip of the tongue

    • A man is sitting on his front stoop staring morosely at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation...
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    • Nice Watch

    • A rather confident young man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
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    • Priorities

    • There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each $5000 and see how each of them...
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    • Boys are Better

    • Little Johnny and Jane are playing in the garden when they start having an argument about whether boys are better than girls. After a while...
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    • Skunky Beaver

    • A young couple were driving home one night. As they came around a curve, they ran over a mother skunk. The woman saw a baby skunk crying on...
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    • Happily Ever After

    • One Sunday morning during mass, the doors blasted open and Satan walked in. Everyone freaked out and ran, except for one old man. Satan was...
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    • Dirty Minded Student

    • An 8th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to 7 times its normal size when...
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    • Proud Father

    • A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of...
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    • The "Sea Leg"

    • The captain of a fearsome pirate ship decides to have a talk with a rookie that is setting out for his first voyage ever. Captain: "So,...
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    • Good Manners

    • A teacher was teaching her class to use good manners. She asks a student, "Michael, if you were on a date, having dinner with a nice...
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    • Last words

    • Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, I want someone to say I was a wonderful...
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    • Lottery Winner

    • A woman is sitting on her couch when her husband bursts through the door and says, "Honey, I won the lottery. Pack your bags!" The...
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