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Blondes change a lightbulb
- Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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One wish to each
- Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie's lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said,...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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What type of prize did you win?
- A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and sits down to drink it. She notices a peel-off prize sticker on the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Let's take a trip to Disney
- Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway,...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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How many sheep do I have?
- There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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I can't breathe without that
- A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head. "I need to take that walkman off your head," says the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Shortage of parachutes
- A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Turn back your car odometer
- A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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The blonde test taker
- A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall,...
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Mind telling me the time?
- BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?" WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM." BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know,...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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First experience horse riding
- A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Unlocking your car
- Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Buying drinks at a bar
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: "I'll have a B and...
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Slot machine winner
- A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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I deserve a first class seat
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Helping a blond lose weight
- A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Fallen bridge
- A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river. The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river,...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Why are you yelling that?
- A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Do you know where you were going?
- A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Clean those restrooms
- On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES." By the time she drove eight...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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What's in the bag?
- A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening....
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Three Blonds On Death Row
- Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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How Do I Get Across A River?
- A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Blond medical terminology
- Artery -- Study of paintings Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- Letter like...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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How to get across a river
- A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side. She tried walking in the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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An Over Weight Blondie
- An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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I Want Some Milk
- Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk. When...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Blondie Buys a farm
- A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00. Then, the blonde decided to...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Blinkers
- One day a Blonde was going down the road in her car when she sees a car accident. She comes to a stop 2 miles down the road because she hit the...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Mirrors don't lie
- There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think...
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senorpamedorUploaded 10/18/2010
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Darth Vader robs a bank
- Evidently the force was with him.
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/24/2010
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Tarp Surfing
- So this is the new sport?
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/22/2010
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Busty Girl Dana tries to do back flip
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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new reporter says sex instead of snacks
- News Blooper Andrew Stockey Has A Slip Of The Tongue And Says Sex Instead Of Snacks...Enjoy
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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Steve Jobs is Darth Vader in Taiwan
- I didn't65279 have to understand a word, and yet I understood it completely.
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Golfer takes leak in bushes at British Open
- This must65279 be the most exciting thing that ever happened in the history of golf.
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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sharktopus
- Trailer for a new made for tv movie on SyFy called Sharktopus. Wow...
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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Player puts soccer ref into choke hold
- I would seriously support this in any American professional sports league. In fact, we should try to develop a punishment system right here 5...
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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Man eats 72 oz steak in less than 7 minutes
- Guinness World Record 72oz Steak - 6 minutes 48 seconds Done Officially at Hamilton Tiger Cats Stadium on July 16 2010 during Half Time.
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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Worth a thousand words
- still would not be enough
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senorpamedorUploaded 07/21/2010
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