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    • 				           funny heaven hell idiot jokes
    • Idiot Heaven

    • Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three...
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    • What Men Really Mean

    • I'M GOING FISHIN." Really means..."I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while...
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    • 				           funny disability jokes
    • Staying Alive

    • A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down...
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      Uploaded 03/25/2009
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    • Male Taxpayers

    • Notice Of Increase In Tax Payments To All Male Taxpayers. Gentlemen: The only thing the government has not yet taxed is your...
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Italian Girl

    • A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip....
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      Uploaded 03/24/2009
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    • Washing the Dog

    • A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent....
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    • 				           funny women jokes
    • Dear Tide

    • I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I...
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      Uploaded 03/24/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • The Happy Mailman

    • It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage sex jokes
    • Two Story House

    • The Judge says, "Please tell me why you're seeking a divorce." John says, "Because I live in a two-story house." The...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2009
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    • The F-word

    • Top 10 Times in History when the F-word was Appropriate: 1.) "Scattered f#cking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 2.) "How...
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      Uploaded 03/23/2009
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    • Dayum!

    • He looks like he's about to bust a nut right there.
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      Uploaded 03/20/2009
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    • 				           funny elderly jokes
    • Medicare Visit

    • A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have...
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      Uploaded 03/19/2009
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    • 				           funny lawyer jokes
    • The Generous Lawyer

    • A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in...
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      Uploaded 03/19/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot sex jokes
    • Always Worse

    • Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have...
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      Uploaded 03/19/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot jokes
    • Roller Coaster

    • "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. "Well, I went down to Margate at...
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      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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    • 				           funny kids death jokes
    • Terrorist Father

    • Two terrorists are chatting. One of them opens his wallet and flips through pictures. "You see, this is my oldest. He's a martyr. Here's...
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      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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    • 				           funny redneck jokes
    • Hunting License

    • A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up, "Afternoon sir", the ranger says, "You got an Alabama duck...
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      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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    • 				           funny relationship jokes
    • Being a Guy

    • If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring...
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    • 				           funny women sex jokes
    • The Great Actor

    • There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After several years of searching, he finally finds a theatre where they seem...
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      Uploaded 03/18/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text
    • Answering Service

    • The Phone Answering Service at the Mental Institute: "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press...
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      Uploaded 03/12/2009
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    • Secrets of Success

    • Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How...
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      Uploaded 03/12/2009
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    • 				           funny women animal jokes
    • Hairy Schnauzer

    • A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer figured that he was going deaf. He wouldn't come when she called. When she took him out for a walk he...
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      Uploaded 03/12/2009
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    • Wisdom From the Military

    • "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • 				           funny elderly jokes
    • Bus Tours

    • Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland . As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • 				           funny elderly jokes
    • Write It Down

    • An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • 				           funny kids jokes
    • Chicken Licken

    • First grade . . . . . . . true story. One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Licken to her class. She came to the...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • 				           funny work jokes
    • Kiss and Slap

    • A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except...
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      Uploaded 03/11/2009
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    • 				           funny women jokes
    • Fannie Green

    • A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have sinned; it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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    • 				           funny old jokes
    • Succesful Store

    • Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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    • 				           funny gambling jokes
    • Gambling Problem

    • When I go to casinos, the most ridiculous sign I see is the one that says: "If you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER." I...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage sex jokes
    • Very Useful

    • She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was very, very upset!...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot time jokes
    • Military Time

    • A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely...
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      Uploaded 03/09/2009
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