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    • 				           funny animal jokes
    • The Gorilla

    • As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a...
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      thelegendery
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    • 				           funny death idiot jokes
    • Deadly Habits

    • Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker and the other was...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • 				           funny women sex jokes
    • The Perfect Woman

    • A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • 				           funny animal jokes
    • Americans vs. Russians

    • The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text rednecks
    • Tips for Rednecks

    • IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • 				           funny religion jokes
    • Good Sermon

    • A man finally goes with his wife to church, after promising her for weeks that he'd go. Surprisingly, the man was so impressed with the...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 03/02/2009
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    • 				           funny women jokes
    • The Mistress

    • A very prestigious wealthy man and his wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/24/2009
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    • 				           funny lawyer jokes
    • Start Running

    • A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling. The brother said "What should...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/24/2009
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    • 				           funny old farting jokes
    • Petry Syndrome

    • Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff legged and walking...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text marriage
    • Before and After Marriage

    • BEFORE MARRIAGE: Husband: Aaah!...At last! I can hardly wait! Wife: Do you want me to leave? Husband: No! Don't even think about...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny driving jokes
    • Ireland's Worst Driver

    • Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most reckless driver have emerged, the Irish Times...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage jokes
    • Cover Story

    • A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny priest Rabbi jokes
    • Just Checking

    • Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi. Father Flannery...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny blonde jokes
    • Lotto Request

    • A blonde woman named Shannon found herself in dire trouble. Her business had gone bust and she was in serious financial trouble. She was so...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/23/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text
    • True or False?

    • 1.) Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. 2.) Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. 3.) A...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
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    • 				           funny drunk jokes
    • Drinking Again

    • An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
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    • 				           funny cars jokes
    • Cadillac DeVille

    • A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
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    • 				           funny women men jokes
    • An Ode to a Woman

    • First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing" After casting about for a...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/17/2009
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    • 				           funny blonde sex jokes
    • Blonde Bank Robber

    • A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
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    • 				           funny doctor surgery jokes
    • During Surgery

    • Here is a list of things you dont want to hear during surgery! * Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
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    • 				           funny death jokes
    • Final Request

    • Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Erectile Dysfunction

    • On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • The Polite Way

    • During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 02/11/2009
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    • 				           funny kids computer jokes
    • The Computer

    • A computer company got and order for one computer to be delivered to a school. A few days later when a guy from the computer company arrivess...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
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    • 				           funny songs old jokes
    • Old Hits Re-Released

    • Great News! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
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    • 				           funny work jokes
    • Hot Air Balloon

    • A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/30/2009
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    • 				           funny old jokes
    • Nobody Believes Seniors

    • An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 				           funny animal sex jokes
    • Sex Maniac

    • One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw,...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 				           funny animal jokes
    • Got Mugged

    • A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Deaf Sex

    • Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 				           funny blonde jokes
    • Blonde's Cooking Diary

    • Monday: It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/29/2009
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    • 				           pictures funny sign
    • House For Sale

    • Comes with luxurious ensuite bathroom, well fitted kitchen, three bedrooms and an asshole next door.
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/27/2009
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    • 				           pictures funny teddy bear
    • Teddy Understands

    • If you had this you would not care if anyone wondered why you were carrying a teddy around with you.
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text movies
    • Movie Cliches

    • Major characters never run out of ammunition, nor do they ever have to reload. (If the movie does make them reload, they never have to actually...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage jokes
    • I Want a Divorce

    • A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey,...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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