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    • 				           funny redneck marriage jokes
    • Earl and Bubba

    • Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I...
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      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           funnny marriage jokes
    • Wedding Night

    • At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night,...
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      Uploaded 01/26/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot jokes
    • Last Marshmellow

    • A man is urinating one day when the end of his penis drops off. He thinks, "This is probably not a good thing," so he picks up...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Bad Bernie

    • Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into...
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      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           funny religion jokes
    • Sister Veronica

    • Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation. To improve their chances of having a real vacation, they decided not to wear anything that would...
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      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Short Fuse

    • A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the...
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      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           funny women driving jokes
    • Traffic Math

    • I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pick-up truck, causing the driver to drive onto the...
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      Uploaded 01/23/2009
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    • 				           funny animal sex jokes
    • Drunken Challenge

    • A fellow walks into a bar, and his eye is quickly drawn to a large glass bowl filled with ten dollar bills. Intrigued, he asks the bartender...
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      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot jokes
    • Battery Trouble

    • The place where I work decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone...
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      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           funny jokes
    • John, The Cook

    • Some time ago I was hosting a State Dinner, when at the last minute my regular cook took ill and they had to get a replacement on short notice....
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      Uploaded 01/20/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage jokes
    • The Wife's Needs

    • A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and...
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      Uploaded 01/19/2009
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    • 				           funny kids sex jokes
    • Little Johnny's Clothes

    • Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the...
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      Uploaded 01/19/2009
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    • 				           funny jokes
    • Old Boy Farting

    • There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart,...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • 				           funny blonde jokes
    • Three Blondes

    • Three blondes are stuck on a desert island and one finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish. The first...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • 				           funny idiot jokes
    • Annual Physical

    • A 70-year-old named George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George,...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • 				           funny women gossip jokes
    • The Church Gossip

    • Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several...
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      Uploaded 01/18/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text
    • Arkansas Scholars

    • Questions and Answers selected from tests in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students! (Don't laugh too hard, one of these students...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text drinking
    • Reasons to Drink

    • Its not like you need them! 1. If you don't drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny lawyer sex jokes
    • Lawyer Sex

    • Q: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text
    • If...

    • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage jokes
    • Telling the Truth

    • A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny lawyer jokes
    • Under Oath

    • Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting...
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      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • 				           funny animal jokes
    • Cat in Heaven

    • A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all...
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      Uploaded 01/14/2009
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    • 				           funny men women jokes
    • Tongue Twister

    • A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/14/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Having Children

    • There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and...
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      Uploaded 01/14/2009
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    • 				           funny disability animal jokes
    • Blind Man's Sport

    • A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for...
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      Uploaded 01/14/2009
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    • 				           funny marriage jokes
    • Mobile Phone

    • Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/13/2009
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    • 				           funny jokes
    • Sounds of Silence

    • This little fella joins the Lazaratian Monks order and takes a vow of silence. However, he's promised by the head Monk that he can speak two...
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      Uploaded 01/13/2009
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    • 				           funny kids jokes
    • Twenty Dollars

    • "Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?" "Certainly not!" answered his mother....
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      Uploaded 01/13/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text stupidity
    • Bushisms

    • Some of the funniest things said by President Bush: "They misunderestimated me." Bentonville, Arkansas, 6 November,...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • 				           funny blonde jokes
    • Helicopter Lessons

    • A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • 				           funny jokes
    • New Immigrant

    • A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • 				           funny misc text
    • Texas Custody Law

    • Texas Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody. Dallas, TX, December 31, 2008 A seven year old boy was at the center of a county...
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • 				           funny relationship jokes
    • The Pregnant Bride

    • An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted....
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      thelegendery
      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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    • 				           funny sex jokes
    • Size Theory

    • A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it...
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      Uploaded 01/12/2009
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