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    • Crazy Party

    • wonder if anyone stayed to help clean
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • Care to go Upstairs?

    • A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • Itchy

    • A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She goes back...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • More Questions that Puzzle the Mind

    • What do you call male ballerinas? Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • Questions that Puzzle the Mind

    • Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • Crossing the Street

    • TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES? NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/07/2008
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    • Rectum Stretcher

    • While she was flying down the road yesterday (10 mph over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • tim saves his cat

    • Teacher asks "Tim, why is your cat at school today?" Tim says (crying), I heard my daddy tell my mommy "I'm gonna eat...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • Lazy Painters

    • I guess they just coundn't stop to pick up the stick
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • STUCK

    • It's a terrible feeling!
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/05/2008
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    • You're Hair Smells Nice

    • A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor's office and...
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Sobriety Test

    • Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. 'What are those knives doing in your car?' asked the officer. 'I juggle...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Hard Working Employee

    • The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

    • A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross- eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Two Blondes

    • Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 06/01/2008
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    • Rollerblading

    • What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay.
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/30/2008
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    • Let's Talk

    • A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/30/2008
      • 398 Views
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    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson

    • Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Practically a Genius

    • On a shopping trip to the city, a backwoods farmer bought a new jigsaw puzzle. He worked on it every night for two weeks. Finally, the puzzle was...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Fun things to do in an elevator

    • Sell Girl Scout cookies. Shave. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?' Offer...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Not so Tough

    • A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. Before she can scream,...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Four Fathers

    • Four expectant fathers were in a hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse tells the first man,...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Florida Dumb Laws

    • One may not commit any unnatural acts with another person. Unmarried couples may not commit lewd acts and live together in the...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/25/2008
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    • Buying Condoms

    • Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. Tina pulled out a condom, cut off...
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 734 Views
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    • Dr. Feelgood...the conclusion

    • The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the...
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
      • 660 Views
      • 4 Comments
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