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    • Dr. Feelgood

    • A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Peanuts

    • A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • The Artist

    • An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Gambling Man

    • A man walks into a butchers shop asks the butcher "Are you a gambling man?" The butcher says, "Yes". The man says,...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • 10 again

    • A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Thirteen

    • A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Parking Tickets

    • I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking...
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      Uploaded 05/21/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Hung Like a Horse

    • There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Take Off My Clothes

    • My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse. Then she told me to take off her skirt. Then she told me not to wear...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Bad Food

    • A Doctor was addressing a large audience: "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Construction Code

    • A construction worker on the third floor of a building needs a handsaw. He sees one of the laborers on the first floor and yells down to him, but...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           funny humor
    • Don't Question Your Doctor

    • A man went to see his doctor. "You need to stop masturbating," the doctor said. The man asked, "Why?" The doctor...
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      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           joke funny humor marriage
    • Marital Counseling

    • A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           origami folding paper art
    • Origami

    • the great art of folding paper
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/20/2008
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    • 				           joke diary funny humor his her
    • His and Her Diaries

    • HER DIARY: Tonight, my husband was acting weird. We had plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day, I...
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      Uploaded 05/18/2008
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    • 				           drinking jokes funny humor
    • Homeless Man

    • A well to do gentleman is walking along the street in a big city. A homeless man calls to him "Excuse me Mister, can I have $5?"...
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      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           relationship jokes funny humor
    • Peeking in my pocket

    • A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his...
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      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           sex jokes funny humor
    • Fat Pig

    • Their marriage was on the rocks and he began spending most of his time out carousing. One evening he came home quite drunk with a sheep tucked...
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      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           drinking jokes funny humor drinking accident
    • Accident Study

    • The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had "covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           sex jokes funny humor
    • Xmas Party

    • Tom, sick of the stress, quits his job of 25 years and buys some land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week...
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      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           joke relationship jokes funny humor technique
    • The wrong technique

    • Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can never fool my wife," the first complained. "I turn off...
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      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           Autos Vehicles truck funny humor camo invisible camouflage car vehicle
    • Camouflage

    • makes for the best security system...if you can't see it you can't steal it
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/11/2008
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    • 				           Science Tech microscope bug picture
    • BUGS

    • under the microscope
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/10/2008
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    • 				           People crowd crowded tight places
    • Crowded

    • I really hate the feeling
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/10/2008
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    • 				           sex jokes funny humor
    • Can you help me find my wife?

    • I was in Wal-Mart the other day and I walked up to a young and lovely woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
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    • 				           misc text funny humor fart
    • Fart your guts out

    • Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
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    • 				           children jokes funny humor
    • 2 Quarters or a Dollar?

    • A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
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      • 1 Comments
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    • 				           joke misc text funny humor percent
    • 100%

    • What makes 100%?
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
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      • 1 Comments
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    • 				           joke animal jokes funny stupid humor
    • LAPD, the FBI and the CIA

    • The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a...
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      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/06/2008
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    • 				           Arts Animation gold stuff cool
    • GOLD

    • It makes everything look better
    • xxyzz
      xxyzz
      Uploaded 05/04/2008
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