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    • Face Lift

    • A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a...
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    • Obsessed Mothers' Counseling

    • A psychiatrist was conducting group therapy with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” the doctor...
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    • Ski Lodge

    • Three men go on a ski trip together. They call up their travel agent, and they inform them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. ...
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    • Costume Party

    • I was hosting a costume party last night, and I invited a whole bunch of friends, as well as my neighbor Jeff. Most everyone showed up on time,...
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    • Want to Stay Fresh

    • One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and...
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    • New Cowboy Boots

    • An elderly couple is vacationing in the West. Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and...
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    • Amy Winehouse Surgery

    • Come to your own conclusion, but it looks like Amy spent her money on boobs instead of meth this month.
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    • Girls' Night Out

    • Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking...
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    • Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle

    • A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure it out or how...
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    • I Will Survive

    • At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man...
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    • The Vagina Story

    • Seven wise men, creative and fine, created a pussy to their own design. First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he...
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    • Deductive Reasoning

    • Neighbor 1: "Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving" New Neighbor: "Yes, it is and people around here seem...
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    • Social Security

    • A retired woman went into the social security office to apply for benefits. After waiting in line a long time she got to the counter. The man...
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    • Husband or Wife

    • A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge black guy. The black guy says, "We are gonna make...
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    • Weathermen and Gigalos

    • Q: What do weathermen and gigalos have in common? A: They may guarantee 8 inches overnight, but it's almost always only 3 or 4.
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    • Sara Papalini

    • Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives...
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    • Hit Man

    • Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them,...
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    • Women and Tornadoes

    • How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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    • Feel like a Woman

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
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    • Prey of Bird

    • So my friend Joe was hiking in the Adirondacks a month ago when he got off the beaten path and was really lost. He was stuck out in the woods...
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    • QA Cross species

    • Q: What do you get when you cross a german shephard with your neighbor's 15-year-old daughter? A: Probably 25 to life.
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    • QA Testicles

    • Q: What do you call a big dick with small testicles? A: Barry Bonds
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    • PETA

    • Turn around and let's see how opposed to "fur" you are.
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    • The Matrix

    • How about I give you the finger ... and you give me my phone call?
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      Uploaded 08/11/2008
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yuristache

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I'm a 225-lb rottweiler named Yuristache. I am a professional fighter, raised in Atlanta, GA, by the Vick Fighting Clan. In my spare time, I like to chase cars and drink from toilets.

I never took performance enhancing drugs.

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