You know people have too much time on their hands when they start customizing sex toys
to look like animated characters from children's movies.
One lonely guy in Austin, Texas hand crafted this custom fleshlight made to look like chubby Heimlich the caterpillar from the 1998 Pixar movie A Bug's Life
. He's selling the item on both Craigslist
For a mere $2,000 you can irreparably destroy a part of your childhood
, and probably never be able to look at a caterpillar the same way again.
While the seller claims this item was made back in the '90s for Pixar executives' "personal use," that seems only half-true