There is a new epidemic plaguing society: nosy people. You might know one — they like to film strangers in public or offer up their advice unsolicited — and while it’s fun to dunk on an A.I. CEO cheating on his wife, we all need to take a long look in the mirror and take a collective deep breath.

In particular, this woman, seen chasing and yelling at a male duck trying to mate with a female duck, needs to learn this lesson. I promise this isn’t a joke, as I watched the video at least 10 times to confirm that it wasn’t fake or dubbed over with audio from a separate video.

Let me say it again: A human woman, shouted at a duck trying to f*ck another duck, screaming, “No, hey, get away from her!”  She even dove into the water and swam after him.

This is hating on a level never seen before. Bravo, lady, you suck! 

Video footage captured a lady freaking out over a duck trying to mate with another duck pic.twitter.com/NP4aCSrhsy

— Crime Net (@TRIGGERHAPPYV1) July 18, 2025