New Dad Does a ‘Four-Month Product Review’ of His Newborn Baby

A dad on TikTok who goes by corporate.bro posted a “four-month product review” of his newborn baby, and before I sound like a Scrooge, I’ll say this: it’s cute and original.

By Peter Rapine

Published 3 months ago in Funny

In his review, he says, “delivery takes a while — nine plus months. But the product so far has absolutely exceeded expectations. Super lightweight, surprisingly durable and that new baby smell is just, chef’s kiss.” He goes on to explain that “the ROI is huge despite it being resource-intensive, and they require significant investment,” comparing the child to a “SAAS subscription that you can’t cancel.”

He also equates the baby to “having your own personal LLM if LLMs also peed on you.”

Which is all very funny and clever of him. However, like most corporate bros, he does his review without the team that built the product.