Viral cooking videos are some of the most insufferable stuff floating around the internet today, but ones like this are especially boggling.

Watch as some poor human takes a bunch of perfectly fine eggs and turns them into one extremely long egg that no one asked for. Then they take things further by baking the whole thing into something that looks like a hot steaming log.

Some say Americans have the weirdest eating habits, but French people can be pretty disgusting chefs themselves.