I know they’re big, scary and dangerous, but some part of me just can’t be convinced that it wouldn’t be fun to hang out with a bear. Sure, they may try to attack *you*, but I’ve got a better vibe — a bear and I would just chill!

As evidence for my claim, I present the fact that a bear was recently caught chugging an iced tea after digging it out of a landfill. See? I drink iced tea all the time — we’d make it work!