“Living forever” influencer Bryan Johnson has recently added a new, confusing element to his normal routine of eating like a horse and locking his wang up in a grip testing machine. Specifically, he’s taken to ingesting massive amounts of mushrooms to, well, see what happens. If this is what science class could have been like, I would have paid more attention!

The first go around, he seemed to have an okay time, though it did result in him calling his followers “terrible.” But if he had a decent initial experience, it seems like this time was specifically designed to make him want to give up his mission entirely.

As reported by Stereogum, Johnson recently live-streamed himself eating mushrooms and chilling out for six hours. The last time this happened, viewers criticized him for doing so in his McMansion instead of going out into nature. In response, he decided to do it all in his McMansion again — only this time, he also invited MrBeast and, for some reason, the CEO of Salesforce, among others.

In case you thought that alone wouldn’t want to make you run for the orange slices, the whole thing was soundtracked by Grimes. What’s the opposite of “Sign me up”?

To be fair, Grimes seemed to create a decent soundscape for the whole experience, concluding her set with the airy “Space Song” by Beach House. Still, the next time he tries this, I would suggest doing literally anything else.

In a 6-hour livestream today, immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripped on shrooms to see if it could help extend the human lifespan. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce checked in remotely and Grimes DJ’d, concluding her set with a Beach House song.https://t.co/JjDr6bVyB1https://t.co/OAVph9XLxApic.twitter.com/U6OYwdfAir

— Stereogum (@stereogum) December 1, 2025