Chicago held a “Bald Off” over the weekend that featured dozens of bald men and women showing off their smooth domes. The event was the first of its kind, and the inaugural winner, who was crowned as “The Baldest Baldie,” was a man dressed as Mr. Clean.

The contest also featured a few people showing off their hairless cats, a man in a Mega Mind costume and a woman dressed up as Charlie Brown.

I don’t know what all the rules were, but wearing a bald cap to a bald contest is gotta be cheating — and just plain mean. 

The bald off actually happened in. Chicago.
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— Bro Scarer (@Pinky_Balboaaa) August 25, 2025