New Department of Homeland Security Video Features Italian Model from ‘Roman Towel Boys’ Memes

If you know who Gio Scottii is, you’re chopped.

Published 2 months ago in Funny

That must include the shitposter behind the Department of Homeland Security’s X account because she was featured in an edit they recently posted that imagines what life in America will look like once “all criminal aliens are deported.”

Gio Scottii, for the well-balanced people among us, is an Italian model who was featured in X memes where right-wingers and incels fantasized about wanting to sleep with “Roman Towel Boys.”

The meme, which is from 2022, included a photo of Scottii with short hair, and read, “This is what the towelboys ancient Roman Warriors had sex with looked like. This is what they took from us.”

The DHS edit features clips from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, The Breakfast Club and the Apollo Missions, among other random clips from the ‘90s, including the 1997 NBA Finals.

However, the strangest part isn’t the inclusion of an obscure trans meme — it’s the inclusion of a Pizza Hut commercial from 1995, featuring Donald Trump and his then-wife, Ivanka, eating stuffed-crust pizza from the back.