A doctor in Arkansas has lost his license after it was revealed that he walked through his office naked — and masturbated onto one of his employees. I know, terrible guy!

The man in question is David Diffine, and his license is now suspended for five years. For his part, Diffine appears to deny the latter, but admits that he does like walking around the office nude.

“We do not shame, sexualize, fear or negatively stigmatize the naked body,” he told investigators during an interview.

I mean, good for you, but other people really don’t like seeing your wiener when they’re trying to fill out patient information — and they *definitely* don’t like it when you whack off in front of them.

Here’s a video of him walking around the office nude. Don’t worry, the gross stuff has been censored.