Driverless Cars Get Caught in Endless Loop of Honking at Each Other

Who would have thought living in the future would be this stupid?

By Braden Bjella

Published 9 months ago in Wtf

Who would have thought living in the future would be this stupid? Driverless cars are here, but they’re not good. Although they can perform basic tasks like turning, slowing down and stopping at red lights, they fail at more complicated maneuvers like “dealing with trolls” and “being able to respond to the police.” Oh yeah, they also don’t realize that you don’t have to stop for pigeons. Again, the future!


The idiocy of these vehicles is amplified when they encounter one of their own. In short, they expect them to behave like normal, non-stupid drivers (a big ask in San Francisco already). If they don’t, they honk — leading to situations like these where driverless cars get stuck endlessly honking at each other.

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Security Guard Fired After Doing Donuts While Blasting ‘Not Like Us’

He’s a certified security guard, certifiably fired.

By Braden Bjella

Published 9 months ago in Funny

He’s a certified security guard, certifiably fired.


According to the L.A. Times, a security guard for the Del Amo Fashion Center was caught doing doughnuts in the parking lot while blasting Kendrick Lamar’s song “Not Like Us.” I don’t know why I have to cite a source here because, unbelievably, the guard was stupid enough to let the whole thing get captured on camera and posted to social media (how many opps you got, man?).


The mall has since stated that the guard was fired, saying in a statement, “The behavior of the Allied Universal Security (AUS) guard in this video is unacceptable.”


Again, if you’re going to do donuts in uniform, don’t let people film it.

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