You really shouldn’t drink and drive. Then again, if you needed to hear that advice from eBaum’s World of all places, there’s probably no helping you.

Still, it should be said that drinking and driving is really, really dangerous for both you and everyone else on the road — and given how ubiquitous rideshare apps are these days, you really don’t have an excuse to do it.

Plus, if you drink and drive, you might do something stupid like this dude, who drunkenly repeatedly hit a bunch of cars in a parking lot. Not gonna be fun when he sobers up and gets a bill and a court date!

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