Like any red-blooded American, I would love to have a pool in my backyard. Sure, I would first like to have a backyard, but after that, I would love nothing more than to fill up half of its space with a big-ass pool that I can’t use for half the year due to terrible weather.

Of course, in my heart, I know that owning a pool is like owning a boat — there’s a lot more maintenance than actual use. And, as this video shows, sometimes, that maintenance can be painful.

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