In the past few years, a renewed interest has emerged about Jeffrey Epstein — you know, the New York financier. With several individuals in the Trump administration announcing that they were going to release exclusive information about the case, people across the country were waiting with bated breath to see what other crazy details would come out about the mysterious millionaire.

Now, the U.S. government is here to wrap up the whole thing in a neat little bow — by telling us we were all overreacting.

A recent report from President Trump's Justice Department and FBI has announced that there is no evidence Epstein blackmailed anyone, no evidence of a client list and no reason to prosecute anybody else involved in the Epstein case. Oh yeah, they also said they were done with all this Epstein stuff and that we should stop asking questions and expecting any further information about it.

So, there you go. Sure, this information goes against a lot of what we were told even just a few months ago — and the fact that there are eyewitnesses and an already-released “little black book” — but it’s nice to know that this whole thing was one big misunderstanding.

Thanks, fine members of the U.S. government, who I’m going to assume have no personal stake in this matter whatsoever!

Pam Bondi in February: The Epstein client list is sitting on my desk right now to review.

Pam Bondi today: There is no Epstein client list and no "further disclosure" of Epstein-related material "would be appropriate or warranted." pic.twitter.com/ClD7a7C8GT

— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) July 7, 2025