Ever since Jeffrey Epstein shuffled off this mortal coil, people have gone wild trying to figure out what exactly happened. Of course, the whole thing was suspicious from the jump, but according to those in charge, there was really nothing more that could be said about the matter. The cameras were broken, the people who were supposed to be watching him were too busy playing Angry Birds to check in on him — you know, those classic things that happen to an incredibly high-profile prisoner with ties to some of the most powerful people in the country.

Now, just as A.I. video technology has gotten good enough to fool most people, the government has announced that, whoops, actually they *did* have videos of the area around Epstein’s cell and, don’t worry, nothing out of the ordinary happened in them.

I don’t know about you guys, but that clears everything up for me! No further questions.

BREAKING: The reported full 11-hour video outside of Jeffrey Epstein's cell has been published on the DOJ's website, showing no one entering the cell. pic.twitter.com/3t1dGmigaZ

— Bo Loudon (@BoLoudon) July 7, 2025