I need more unemployed friends.

One of the beautiful things about having friends who are as big of pieces of shit as you are is that anything is possible. Well, not anything that requires money, but if you want to spend a Monday driving around on an ATV, or kill a Wednesday by drinking beers in the nearby sewer drain, there’s always someone in the friend circle who can make it happen.

Sometimes, this can result in some incredibly magical moments. In these people’s case, their boredom and free time combined to create the ultimate challenge: a street race powered by dogs.

These guys in China organized a dog and kart race.

Lebao the Border Collie began in the last starting position, but can he finish first? pic.twitter.com/aDkVsI4yYB

— Dott. Orikron (@orikron) May 18, 2025