What's up fellow males? As a resident Alpha male for eBaum's World, I know what it's like to get too many females in my phone. Are you wondering how you can improve your hierarchy on the male pyramid? Yeah me too!

I am being so sarcastic. This is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. A "sigma male" is defined as "a man who lives outside the hierarchy. He does his own thing and dances to his own beat. A Sigma Male is also very attractive to women, at the top of the socio sexual hierarchy alongside the Alpha." It's basically a horoscope for incels.

"they don't know i'm a sigma male" pic.twitter.com/OXVvK20afO

— John Halo (@JohnHaloCE) January 25, 2021

Here's the chart this nonsense is based off of.

mfs thought life was a wattpad fanfic pic.twitter.com/BTO700Gtv2

— m*ka ᵕ̈ (@mikadespacito) January 26, 2021

This made me laugh.

What the fuck is a sigma male I will end you pic.twitter.com/fDddQpIbS1

— Violet probably (@gamicAbsinthism) January 25, 2021

Here is a video explaining what a Sigma male is. Can we all just come together and laugh at how dumb this is?