Rule number one if you're going to pull a prank on someone; don't get caught.

Location is kind of crucial as well, and a late-night Dunkin' Donuts in Jasper, Georgia might be the least funny place to try to pull a prank. Can we also talk about how childish the prank is?! Oh, you tapped an old man on the shoulder? What is this, Nick Jr's 'Punk'd'? What are we doing here?

To nobody's surprise, the prank doesn't land. The victim (an old man just minding his own business) wants nothing to do with these shenanigans, and ultimately the police are called. If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times; fuck around and find out. Lesson learned.