Do we though?

I haven’t been to church in a long time (I know, it shows). But even when I did go to church, my family opted for the quieter, “isn’t Jesus nice?”-style of church rather than the kind led by a charismatic flim-flammer.

All that said, I think I would have preferred the latter. After all, those megachurches look like they can be a lot of fun — where else can you see a pastor arrive onto stage via roller coaster?

The main problem, however, is that I’m so far removed from this world that I can’t figure out what they’re talking about. For example, what the hell does this woman mean that we need to be like bacon? I’ve watched the whole thing in context and I can’t figure it out!