Jeff Bezos Ate Shit While Walking to His Spaceship

No matter how hard they try, these people will never be cool.

Published 1 month ago in Ouch

No matter how hard they try, these people will never be cool.

Yesterday, Jeff Bezos sent Katy Perry and a bunch of other prominent women to space, including his fiancée. Before you get too excited, he also brought them back — and in the process of doing so, fell flat on his face.

Yeah, it turns out that, while money can buy you a space program, it’ll never make you suave enough to be able to greet your fiancée without chomping dirt.

Really kind of takes away the magic of the moment, if you ask me!

Jeff Bezos trips and face plants. First time it’s felt like he’s a normal person.
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— MisterMcCoffee (@eschbornhockey) April 14, 2025

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Someone Hacked Silicon Valley Crosswalks to Play Fake Clips of Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk

The most Silicon Valley crime you can imagine.

By Braden Bjella

Published 1 month ago in Funny

The most Silicon Valley crime you can imagine.

People are getting really, really annoyed about artificial intelligence. While it was fun for a little bit to have ChatGPT tell you a story or an image generator create a picture of Pikachu holding an AK-47, the fact that much of social media is now filled with bot-generated content can make logging on every day a bit sickening.

That doesn’t mean we’re going to log off, of course. But still, we’re getting tired of this shit!

Now, some people are seemingly protesting against our tech-infested world by hacking into crosswalks to get them to play messages from Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk sound-alikes. It seems like the city has responded by disabling the voice feature across crosswalks, but it was fun while it lasted!

who of you hacked all the traffic lights in downtown palo alto to sound like elon musk pic.twitter.com/iYA0RjaQP2
— Marvin von Hagen (@marvinvonhagen) April 13, 2025