Joe Burrow has spoken out against an underrated issue ruining our society: spending all day out on the boat is kind of boring. While talking to a teammate during the Bengals' training camp, Burrow said, “I don’t like boats like that. If you go on a boat, you're committed, like you're there for hours.”

Burrow does concede that boats can be fun – he isn’t a total killjoy – but that, for him, there is a time limit to being out on the water, and that’s 45 minutes.

And as someone who plays in Ohio, Burrow isn’t making waves with his fanbase. No one visits Cincinnati for its lakes. 

TRENDING: #Bengals QB Joe Burrow’s take on boats has gone viral.

“If you go on a boat, you're committed, like you're there for hours. I like a boat for like 45 minutes, but then after 45 minutes, I'm like, ‘okay, like, I've seen it all.’ Were on the water”pic.twitter.com/nBXTl4ypCz

— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) July 25, 2025