Joe Burrow, the heartthrob quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals, has become the latest target for online transvestigators.

According to a woman on TikTok, Burrow is currently undergoing a secret gender transition. Her evidence? He “looks like Elizabeth Warren,” “barely reports to work” (he’s been injured) and has a fantastic hip-to-waist ratio (jealous?). The TikToker who posted the tranvestigation claims she’s “just asking questions,” though the questions she’s asking should be enough to land her in a mental facility, if only we hadn’t defunded them.

It’s hard to tell if she’s actually serious or just farming engagement. Still, Burrow should be flattered that someone is so obsessed with his gigantic booty that the only explanation she can arrive at is that he's secretly a woman.

That’s what we call a fan! 

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