Joe Jonas Confirms He’s a Member of the ‘Mile High Club’

I’m old enough to remember when Joe Jonas wore a purity ring.

Published 3 months ago in Facepalm

Jonas has long shed his Disney child star label, but if you still have doubts about whether he f*cks, don’t, because according to Jonas, he’s a member of the “Mile High Club.”

Jonas, in a recent appearance on the Are You Okay? show, brags that he once got down and dirty in the bathroom of an airplane. He said that when he was done, he “high-fived” someone who he thought was his band’s drummer, but who was actually one of the flight attendants, because he “wasn’t wearing his contacts.”

And no, this wasn’t a commercial flight, as that would put him on a no-fly list, but instead was a private jet. So it only like half counts.

I’m not jealous either, just concerned. Only virgins and losers “high-five” their buddies after getting laid.